In a regular meeting room, two businessmen are sitting side by side. One is sitting upright, glancing at the door.
The other businessman just looks down at his phone.
The door opens, and a smartly dressed young man enters.
BUSINESSMAN #1
Ah, Mr. Truffaut, pleased to make your aquaintance. Let's have a quick chat and then talk.
The man pays no attention, sits on the chair opposite the two businessmen. The businessman on the phone does not even glance.
BUSINESSMAN #1
Shall we chat a little before going into business? How was your journey here?
The man calmly pours himself a glass of water, but does not drink.
The room is filled with awkward silence, until the man speaks.
TRUFFAUT
Scale.
BUSINESSMAN #1
...right, right... truly. Though I prefer to say we're in the... umm, in the homerun zone.
TRUFFAUT
Traction.
The businessman answering briefly turns to look at the one on his phone, who remains oblivious.
BUSINESSMAN #1
Uuuh, yes? Yes! I like your style. Okay, let's talk business first.
TRUFFAUT
Pivot.
BUSINESSMAN #1
Our products are indeed... t-turning the market. And heads too, I hope.
TRUFFAUT
Disrupt.
BUSINESSMAN #1
Right, could we maybe... talk about quarterly-
TRUFFAUT
Virality.
BUSINESSMAN #1
Haha, c-calm dow-
TRUFFAUT
Blitzscale.
TRUFFAUT
Growth Hacking.
TRUFFAUT
Agile development.
TRUFFAUT
Retention Flywheel.
TRUFFAUT
Customer Lifetime Value.
TRUFFAUT
Brand Equity Fortress.
TRUFFAUT
Transformative Digital Matrix.
TRUFFAUT
Omnichannel Customer Journey.
TRUFFAUT
Scalable Disruption Paradigm.
TRUFFAUT
Cross-Functional Leadership Architecture.
TRUFFAUT
Hypernova Convergent Metamorphosis.
TRUFFAUT
Account-Based Marketing Orchestration.
TRUFFAUT
Intradimensional Value Resonance.
TRUFFAUT
Hyper-Personalized Content Orbits.
TRUFFAUT
Exponential Value Singularity.
Stunned, with sweat running down his face, the businessman glances over to look at his colleague, who is still at his phone.
He gives a very small nod.
BUSINESSMAN #1
(in a shaky voice)
Welcome, to the...
EVERYONE, ALL AT ONCE, IN A MONOTONE VOICE
Holistic Synergy Nexus.
The two shake hands.
Several employees have their ear up against the door. Muffled screams leak from inside.
EMPLOYEE
I think they're talking about finishing move names.